1 day ago
2 days ago
4 days ago
6 days ago

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

(Source: niick4, via confirmance)

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus, via cringing)

6 days ago

gayvvitchcraft:

teacher: tell the class a bit about yourself

me:

image

(via cringing)

6 days ago

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai, via cringing)

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via trust)

  • me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again

sniffing:

showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

(via sorry)

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via sorry)